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Saturday, January 26, 2008
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Bitch Craft: Lesson 4
author:Anti-J
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Somehow after so many months of NS, I have a conclusion on indians. The army is infested mainly by Chinese. A small proportion of Malays and a rather amazing large percentage of Indians given the small population of 7% in Singapore. Just look at our camp, the horrible Jocelin in our company. Party Bun is a very good example why he signed on to army. It may be because Indians make up of the minority in Singapore, thus they are often being discriminated, thus they feel that they often do not get what they want. For example, a chinese employer would employ a chinese worker rather than an indian, which he perceives to be lazy, or someone not trustworthy.
However, an Indian in the army is different from one in the civilian world. So many indian regulars I have since. There are good ones, but cheeky and witty (I think), there are troublesome and unreasonable ones who create hell during peace time. Enough of Jocelin, let's talk about Party Bun. He is the BSM of the brigade and many do not know what he does, aside from bitching around, scolding people, punishing people for long side burns and long hair. What else he does? Get paid so much to do this kind of discipline master job. When it comes to his job, how often he does it whole-heartedly? Probably MMT stuff, we can see his "product" because it will always be disseminated through the OA accounts monthly. Have you seen him during outfield exercise? CP setup, all branches were doing their part, where is he. He tasked the MT line drivers to help him with the camo netting when he is supposed to be in charge of it.
Last Wednesday's guard duty, he wasted our time. 45 minutes of scolding. First, he questioned the guard com for the colonel's and his car plate numbers. Who will remember. I only remember MID 199 (am i right?). Next, that indian complained that the gate i/cs were not attentive and lack of confidence and copied too little car plate numbers. We are not RP trained, and our cameo appearance every night is lessen the burden of the RPs and you still make so much noise. Stupid indian, talk so much, never see you do. I bet during your trainee days, you were the same as us, if not, worse. Lastly, he complained about the prowlers, walking too close together. Being a NSF, who will be garang in the duty they perform. We do our part and get reprimanded for small mistakes. We know that during daytime, we are supposed to stay a distance of 5-7metres apart. But for two hours, doing that, 2 shifts, it is as good as asking you to prowl yourself. We seek companion, thus we end up chatting with each other. Dun tell me that I have to shout, just to talk to my friend. This is not kampong days leh, wake up, stupid indian. We are civilized people.
A no-life BSM who appears in camp almost everyday, even on weekends. I pity his wife sometimes. Also the kids. Do they need to fall in for meals at home? Omg, I can't imagine.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Post Article:
Bitch Craft: Lesson 3
author:Anti-J
I am now sitting in the company office and I this message was staring hard at me:
"Please take note that usage of this i-Net during office hours is only for commanders, anyone caught violating this rule will be severely dealt with"
This company is too rank conscious, they always like to emphasis commanders and men. So anything that commanders do is right and what a men does is usually wrong. In many instance, we can see that the skills of the men is superior than its superior. And the fault of the men is usually severely punished whereas commanders can just evade those penalties easily. I guess our fat CSM is a very good example, ever since she came back, she reverts back to her old self. I may not know how bad she was in the past, but based on her bad profiles that she has logged, she is dominating and un reasonable at times. Are female commanders more difficult to get along with? My answer has always been positive. Hahha.
The 8-km route march was cancelled because the safety rover and medic was not indented. Furthermore, Bde comd decides to march with us, thus, the absence of safety measures would mean heads rolling off many heads. Hehe. Many were happy because we were not in the mood to do. Just pray that for some reason, this next week's route march would be cancelled too.
Heard that there will be another commanders' appraisal coming up, no wonder Jocelin seems to treat us better and gave us lesser nonsense. That fat CSM on the other hand was the opposite, I guess she will score terribly for this appraisal although she did relatively well for the last one because most of the appraisees did not know her too well.
PS: Vote for your fave commander under the "Links" section.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Post Article:
Bitch Craft: Lesson 2
author:Anti-J
She was attached out for some live firing (if I’m not wrong), and the whole company celebrated with joy for that absence. No area-cleaning, no bitching on Monday and no field pack inspection by her. Calvin conducted and everyone was happy and cooperative.
A major event that happened this week was the commanders’ appraisal that everyone has to do. The best appraisal goes to Calvin as the title of Mr Nice Guy doesn’t goes to him for nothing, his “acting” blurness and his strong working attitude won the hearts of many. The best PC of the three. As for bad reviews, Jocelin claimed that award. Most felt that she overuse her powers and her rank. In addition, some felt that she should use more brain and brush up on her radio skills, bla bla bla, the list goes on (haha, can see how unpopular she is). She promised she will toned down, she did. But, when CSM is not around and she “regained” that power, will we see back that idiotic bitch?
Tuesday’s 4km route march was easy for many since BMT most people cleared 24km, if not 12km or 16km at least. Everyone was awarded one extra nights out for the job well done, especially appearing in time and place to showcase to brigade commander. The bad news is that, he will be joining us for next Tuesday’s 8km route march. So stressful, and we have to put on our best behaviour. Hmm….
Two platoons had their cohesion. The IS platoon kick start on Wednesday for a sakae sushi buffet at Causeway Point. This was their first cohesion with their PC, Ivan. Many were surprised that they invited Ivan along. The whole 15 people from the platoon attended. They were smart to take photos of the cohesion. Thursday was CSP platoon (minus Jocelin) at Café Le Calarie at Arab Street. The Mexican cuisine was nice and the atmosphere was great, although the location chosen was too far for a nights out. They played pool after the dinner.
The training program for this week was not so hectic, probably the body conditioning had improved. Route march, games, biathlon and 2.4km vest-slack run, national education trip to Army Museum at Singapore Discovery Centre. Ya, again Biathlon. This time round, the new division commander came to participate. Ivan and Rodman had to do up the charts, lesson plan… They started since Wednesday and Thursday was intensive, working till the wee hours, just to put up a good show.Lastly, check out the "Links" section for the poll on the Favourite Commander.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Post Article:
Bitch Craft: Lesson 1
author:Anti-J
The garang brigade is where the bitch resides.
The use of the Voodoo Doll to hex that bitch failed to work.
The new 2008 seems to be a bad start for the company, with new training programs, the upcoming Exercise High Noon in April and the dreary preparations and setups. One major incident happened during the week, poor Allan fainted and spited white foam during his last 400m bash to the basketball court. Luckily, the ambulance came fast to evacuate him to the medical centre. Thankfully, Allan was safe, or else, we can make headlines on the newspapers. And because of that, we have to fall in six times a day. More and more fall in timings. Brainless bunch of idiots. Ain’t we supposed to cut down on that, and why are we falling in more?
A few questions were raised.
First, where were the medic and the safety rover (which was supposed to be indented)?
Secondly, why won’t the ice bags being pack for emergency use?
Thirdly, was there insufficient rest for everyone? Tuesday – Circuit training, Wednesday, Biathlon and Thursday – Circuit training again.
Lastly, should Ivan have asked everyone to challenge him on the last 400m when everyone was shacked out after 1 x 800m warm-up run and 5 x 400m time run (with static exercises worn-ing us out) when he, himself did lesser than us?
The IS platoon is facing some manpower shifting. The once, largest platoon would be shrinking. 4 of them would be transferring to the CSP platoon and 3 of them would be learning new stuff that will not be involved in their normal outfield scope. My prediction is that more of “them” will be drained to other platoons. However, I believe Ivan will mitigate his loss. The cause of all these owes to that bitch (I don’t need to mention names), she (is it a good clue?) does not want to screw up her part and starts asking for extra manpower. Ex. Safkar Indopura is a very good example. FLTS is a joint effort with the IS and CSP platoon however, the IS platoon was doing their system tracking and configurations plus testing the radio sets and GPS for her (which is CSP’s role). Sometimes, when it comes to claiming credit(s), we can see how selfish a person can be.
There was supposed to be early release yesterday (plus the whole day of admin time – promised by OC), however, that bitch….. She made everyone do area cleaning twice, the corridor, toilet, smoking point were swept to the cleanest ever. At 4.45pm when everyone was changed to their civilian attire for book out, she insisted another stand-by – reason – the toilet was dirty, the dustbin was not empty. I could see that even Ivan was stunned to hear her said that. Fine, everyone went back, cursing her. She went around the bunks and wanted all the unused cupboards to be cleared and claim that one person to one cupboard. Bitch, do you know how small our cupboard is? It is half of what we use in BMT and SI.
The REAL CSM is back from maternity leave, I just don’t understand why she is still being so busybody. Can’t she be like SSG Calvin or Krishnan. Being well-liked is better than being hated. This black bitch is over exerting her powers. One more point. The company was “raided” by the Duty Officer on Thursday and several restricted documents were confiscated because it was lying around (like nobody’s business) and some of it belongs to her (in fact I think most of them) and she blamed the COS for not keeping those documents in the cupboard after office hours. People, do you think that argument is reasonable to give the COS three extras? Her negligence, she should admit and face up. Why shun? Maybe if she admits, it will leave a bad mark on her and affect her promotion which she is so concern of…
I am expecting more stuns from her, so it’s better that we unite to defeat this monstrous.
